KAUN BANEGI MR.SAIN KA BIBI

Arindam: - Hello viewers, this is Arindam and you are watching your favorite program ‘Wine with Arindam’ on Royal Bengal Tiger (RBT) TV Channel. Today, in this special episode, we have invited one of the most eligible bachelors of India and his name is Mr. Sain. He is also one of the greatest actors of Indian Cinema. Welcome to our show, Mr. Sain.

Mr. Sain: - Thank you, boss. After all, how can I ignore a red wine party?

Arindam: - Sir, the party should come from your side, after all; tomorrow, on 27^th December, it is your birthday.

Mr.Sain:- Oho, that is a problem, you see. Basically, when a common man becomes a celebrity, he or she becomes such a public figure that people usually tend to poke their big noses on celebrity’s personal life and that creates huge problem.

Arindam: - tauba, tauba, then I don’t want any party from you. And above all, you are always fond of hot and sexy girls and I am a boy, so, it may not be feasible for me to attend your birthday party.

Mr. Sain: - arrey, boss, it is not always mandatory to give response to those hot girls. Majority of them are for time pass only. Always believe in use and throw policy; otherwise, those girls will make you a Devdas. Come tomorrow at my farmhouse. There, I have organized my birthday party and girls are strictly not allowed there, because item belly-dancers from Iran will dance at my party to serve and let you feel better.

Arindam: - Wow, I have no objection to become DevD or Chuni babu, rather than a Devdas.

Mr. Sain: - arrey, aaj kaal ka Devdas, daaru peeke thoraai marta hai, woh toh call girls ke ishq mein marte hain.

Arindam: - Anyway, jokes apart, Mr.Sain, aap ne abhi tak shaadi kyon nahi kiya? You had many girlfriends in the past and many break-ups too. Recently also, you had a break up. Now, despite having so many girlfriends and so many records; why are you not settling down?

Mr. Sain: - Love and romance is not a Test Match, where I need to settle down to save the follow-on. It is like a T-20 match. Either you rock or you just flop and to win a cricket match, you require a good partnership at any juncture of that game. I think that I have lost all T-20 matches in the final over, because my partners either got clean bowled or run out.

Arindam: - But, are your partners happy to get back at the pavilions, being a part of a losing team?

Mr. Sain: - That depends on the stadium and the winning team captain, because poaching sometimes led to love and then it reached its own destination with a good luck factor.

Arindam: - do you want to say that you were always unlucky?

Mr. Sain: - See, the luck factor is nothing; but, the outcome of your characteristics, performances and timely decisions. Maybe, I have taken too much time to take decisions and when I took decisions, maybe my performances was not up to the mark to support that decision. Somehow, all those things have not clicked together and as a net result, I am still single, ready to mingle.

Arindam: - What kind of a girl is ideal for you?

Mr. Sain: - She must be a traditional Indian, caring, beautiful and a future home-maker. She should allot more time in our family issues or values, rather than her job. See, someone has to compromise on some fronts. If two batsmen are aggressive in nature, then their partnership may fail. One has to play the sheet-anchor role.

Arindam: - Maybe, that is why, your Paro has left you.

Mr. Sain: - You should not ask Devdas to re-chase after Paro, because, if my runner Chuni babu is run out, then my competitor will lift Chandramukhi as his trophy.

Arindam: - Your words are going above my head, but the biggest question is “KAUN BANEGI MR.SAIN KA BIBI”? Viewers, we will end our show here. Till then, good bye.