IRFAN - HASHMI

Arindam: - Thanks a lot, Mr. Irfan Khan, for coming in our show “Wine with Arindam”.

Irfan: - Kya bhaya, Vodafone pe free talk time kya mil gaya , mera phone ko khilona bana diya hai tumlog. Jab bhi dekho ring kartey ho, yahaan aane ke liye. Ab sab kuch ka ek limit hotaa hai… tuney limit cross kar gaya.. aur main haajir ho gaya. eesh show ke baad, kabhi bhi call nahi karna mere ko.

Arindam: - Ok, done, ab Wine peejiye.

Irfan: - ab kis khushi pe wine peela raha hai... baath kya hai… koi film sign karbaana hai kya?

Arindam: - No, sir, it is just a chat show. We are just waiting for “Emraan Hashmi” to come here.

Irfan: - Ab yeh chat show kya hai bhai, fashion show suna tah, ab yeh type ka show kya hai. Woh Hashmi bhi aa raha hai?

Hashmi: - Hello, everyone, I am here.

Irfan: - lo ab “Kiss Kumar” aa gaya. Aao aao, tumhara hi kami tha yahaan pe.

Arindam: - Thanks for coming, Hashmi bhai. Lijiye, wine lijiye.

Irfan: - Kya bhaya Hashmi, tum toh poora Fakir Abdullah lag rahe the “Raaz-2” pe. Is baar woh, “Mallika” bhi nahi tha.. kya baath hai?

Hashmi: - At least chalo humko pyar toh miltaa hai ladkiyon se. tumko toh sirf Vodafone ka ad ka paisa miltaa hai.

Irfan: - haan humko jitna chaye gaali de raha hai. tera baap ka maal hoon kya? Khali kiss ka kissa dikhagey paisa leta hai producer se… sharam karna sikho…

Arindam: - aah, please fight mat karo aap log…

Irfan: - baah bhaiye, Wine tum pilaao, dono ko ekhattey tum bulao, aur charh jaaney ke baad jhagra karoon toh, galti apun ka hai… thik hai… main choop ho jaata hoon…

Hashmi: - abbey, tera toh “Tabu” ke saath bahut bariya partnership tha. I liked that film “Maqbool”.

Irfan: - Haan tere ko toh, har waqt controversial film pasand aata hai, jahan pe illegal relationship ho, scandal ho... tera toh brand image hai.. Scandal karna…

Hashmi: - Scandal karna bhi ek art hai…you should respect that art.

Arindam: - But, you have no kissing scene with “Kangna Ranaut” in Raaz-2?

Irfan: - actually, baath yeh hai ki, kangna eesh film pe bhhothni tha, ab bhootni ko kiss karo ya na karo, kya fark parta hai.. usko koi feelings nahi hotaa hai… it is like lifetime vodafone connection, tum recharge karo ya na karo, koi fark nahi parta.,., incoming call aisi hi aata rahega..

Hashmi: - tu aur tera Vodafone jaaye bhaarh me… tuney bhi toh idhar udhar kiss koarta phirtaa hai… list bataoon, kankona sen Sharma, Tabu, aur ek film kiya tha tuney.. ek foreign ladki ke saath..khud kiss karta hai chup chup ke.. at least I am brave to expose myself with my lips.

Irfan:- Kya yeh bhayaa, aisa hai ki, agar tum jyada apney who lips ko expose karogey, toh throat infection honey ka chance hai, jaise milka singh ko hua tha, after “Rakhi Sawant” scandal. It is like doing STD calls, without recharging with Rs.31/- power card.

Hashmi: - Yaar Arindam, yeh ghochu ko kahey ko bullaya is show mein, main toh sochta hoon kaal se mein Vodafone connection bandh kar doon… uff, baaprey baap...agar main “Kiss Kumar” hoon toh yeh hai “Vodafone Vulture”.

Arindam: - Ok, our time is over. You people have taken too much wine. You can go home now. Good Night.