Jaya:- Nahi Nahi babah…I don’t drink wine…agar meri pati ko pataah chala naah, bahut daantegaa humko…better you give it to Rekha…Rekha tum peelo yeh poora Red Wine ka bottle…
Arindam: - ha ha ha …anyway, not an issue, Jaya ji…but thanks to both of you for coming to our show “Wine with Arindam”. Rekha ji, lijiye wine peejiye…cheers…
Rekha: - Thanks a lot…
Arindam: - Let us start the question-answer session from you only…the first question is that at this age also, how are you able to maintain that glamour in you?
Rekha: - kya bakwaas question hai? Tum mere ko hee yeh sawal kyon poochtey ho? My Amit is getting younger day by day, at this age also…but, you never ask him this question…why only me?
Arindam: - Ok, Ok, sorry for asking that question to you?
Jaya: - ‘My Amit’ means, what do you mean by “My Amit”, please clarify…
Rekha: - uuh…I will not clarify…
Arindam: - Jaya ji, what was your experience, while you were shooting in the film “Silsila”?
Jaya: - I was feeling like kicking Rekha at her back…Holi ka rang kya de diya thoraa Amit ne…baah! khushi ke maarey apni jalwa dikhaney laagi…saali nachney waali kahi kaa…
Rekha: - accha…isme mera kya kasoor hai…Amit mere ko kitna pyaar karta tha…sukhar karo tumharey shaadi pehle se ho gayi thi uske saath…nahi toh aaj main hee uska patni hoti...Uuh…agar itna hee jwalan hai toh…sambhaal kyon nahi saaki apney Amit ji ko? Uuh…
Jaya: - dekh Rekha… apni zubaan ko lagaam de…warnaa tera lambey lambey baal noch loongi me…
Arindam: - aah, please don’t fight… both of you are so matured and old…
Rekha: - Old??? What the hell do you mean by the term “Old”? abhi toh main jawaan hoon…Rakhi Sawant aur Mallika Sherawat bhi humsey haar jaaye…aisa jalwa hai mere me abhi tak…buddhee toh yeh Jaya ho gayee hai…uuh…mera height dekh…mere ko teri tarah tool me pair rakh ke Amit ka tie ka knot nahi baadhna parti hai…
Jaya:- Wahi toh meri branding hai Rekha…Amitabh Bacchan ko bahut majaa aata hai…jab hum tool me pair rakh ke uska tie ka knot laagatey hai…isiliye toh Karan Johar ne bhi uske ek film me wahi scene rakha…akhir saccha pyar joh hai…hum aur amit ke beech…
Arindam: - Ha ha ha …well said Jaya ji…accha Rekha ji…do you still love Amitabh Bacchan…?
Rekha: - bahut re …bahut…pehla pyar tha mera…aur aise angry image walaa romantic aadmi kahan milta hai aajkaal…uff… Amit ke personality me joh nasha hai naah…uske saamney yeh Red Wine kuch bhi nahi hai…poora India uske nashey me jhoom uthtaa hai…so, why should I be an exception...?
Jaya:- But Rekha, don’t ever dare to hack my Amit, by repeating the concept of “Silsila” in real life…You very well know, what kind of an angry woman I am? Arindam, jaldi se yeh show bandh karo…nahi toh me isko bahut maroongi…thairh jah tu Rekha…meri daughter-in-law Aishwariya bhi acchi karate sheekh gayi hai, after doing the film “Dhoom – 2”. Main usko bhi boola letee hoon…
Arindam:- Nahi nahi aisa mat kijiye Jaya ji…aap ki bahu idhaar aayegi toh, Salman aur Vivek bhi aa jayega idhaar laraai karney ke liye…aab itna log ek saath laarai karega toh…studio ke setup ka band baaj jayega…Rekha ji…yeh lijiye Wine ka bottle, bhaarh me jaaye aap aur aap ka pyar, Amitabh ji ke liye…aur Jaya ji, aap bhi ghar jaayiye…already Abhishek Bacchan ne 5 times phone kar chooka hai mere ko…iske pehle ki hum injured ho jaaye …aap dono ghar jaayiye… Viewers, here we end our show. Good Bye…
Arindam: - ha ha ha …anyway, not an issue, Jaya ji…but thanks to both of you for coming to our show “Wine with Arindam”. Rekha ji, lijiye wine peejiye…cheers…
Rekha: - Thanks a lot…
Arindam: - Let us start the question-answer session from you only…the first question is that at this age also, how are you able to maintain that glamour in you?
Rekha: - kya bakwaas question hai? Tum mere ko hee yeh sawal kyon poochtey ho? My Amit is getting younger day by day, at this age also…but, you never ask him this question…why only me?
Arindam: - Ok, Ok, sorry for asking that question to you?
Jaya: - ‘My Amit’ means, what do you mean by “My Amit”, please clarify…
Rekha: - uuh…I will not clarify…
Arindam: - Jaya ji, what was your experience, while you were shooting in the film “Silsila”?
Jaya: - I was feeling like kicking Rekha at her back…Holi ka rang kya de diya thoraa Amit ne…baah! khushi ke maarey apni jalwa dikhaney laagi…saali nachney waali kahi kaa…
Rekha: - accha…isme mera kya kasoor hai…Amit mere ko kitna pyaar karta tha…sukhar karo tumharey shaadi pehle se ho gayi thi uske saath…nahi toh aaj main hee uska patni hoti...Uuh…agar itna hee jwalan hai toh…sambhaal kyon nahi saaki apney Amit ji ko? Uuh…
Jaya: - dekh Rekha… apni zubaan ko lagaam de…warnaa tera lambey lambey baal noch loongi me…
Arindam: - aah, please don’t fight… both of you are so matured and old…
Rekha: - Old??? What the hell do you mean by the term “Old”? abhi toh main jawaan hoon…Rakhi Sawant aur Mallika Sherawat bhi humsey haar jaaye…aisa jalwa hai mere me abhi tak…buddhee toh yeh Jaya ho gayee hai…uuh…mera height dekh…mere ko teri tarah tool me pair rakh ke Amit ka tie ka knot nahi baadhna parti hai…
Jaya:- Wahi toh meri branding hai Rekha…Amitabh Bacchan ko bahut majaa aata hai…jab hum tool me pair rakh ke uska tie ka knot laagatey hai…isiliye toh Karan Johar ne bhi uske ek film me wahi scene rakha…akhir saccha pyar joh hai…hum aur amit ke beech…
Arindam: - Ha ha ha …well said Jaya ji…accha Rekha ji…do you still love Amitabh Bacchan…?
Rekha: - bahut re …bahut…pehla pyar tha mera…aur aise angry image walaa romantic aadmi kahan milta hai aajkaal…uff… Amit ke personality me joh nasha hai naah…uske saamney yeh Red Wine kuch bhi nahi hai…poora India uske nashey me jhoom uthtaa hai…so, why should I be an exception...?
Jaya:- But Rekha, don’t ever dare to hack my Amit, by repeating the concept of “Silsila” in real life…You very well know, what kind of an angry woman I am? Arindam, jaldi se yeh show bandh karo…nahi toh me isko bahut maroongi…thairh jah tu Rekha…meri daughter-in-law Aishwariya bhi acchi karate sheekh gayi hai, after doing the film “Dhoom – 2”. Main usko bhi boola letee hoon…
Arindam:- Nahi nahi aisa mat kijiye Jaya ji…aap ki bahu idhaar aayegi toh, Salman aur Vivek bhi aa jayega idhaar laraai karney ke liye…aab itna log ek saath laarai karega toh…studio ke setup ka band baaj jayega…Rekha ji…yeh lijiye Wine ka bottle, bhaarh me jaaye aap aur aap ka pyar, Amitabh ji ke liye…aur Jaya ji, aap bhi ghar jaayiye…already Abhishek Bacchan ne 5 times phone kar chooka hai mere ko…iske pehle ki hum injured ho jaaye …aap dono ghar jaayiye… Viewers, here we end our show. Good Bye…
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