Monday, September 7, 2009

THE AMBANI SHOW

Arindam: - Welcome “Mr. Mukesh Ambani”, for coming to our show “Wine with Arindam”. Just have your seat and take some wine. We are just waiting for your younger brother “Mr. Anil Ambani”.

Mukesh: - Oh!, you have also invited him also. That’s great. Actually, it’s been a long time that we sat together for a drink. My younger brother always comes late... he he he...

Arindam: - So, Sir, how is your business going?

Mukesh: - Well, business is business, sometimes loss, sometimes profit. But, in accordance to the current market recession, our company is faring well.

Anil: - Hello! Arindam, Can I join this wine party. How are you”Bhaiya”? “Bhabhiji” ki tabiyat kaisi hai. Bahut dino baad, hum log ekhattey sharab peeyengey.

Mukesh: - Ya, I was just telling that to “Arindam” also. Your “Bhabiji” is fine.

Anil: - So, Arindam, what is the condition of your company now? It is somewhat stable now, I hope.

Arindam: - Yes, Sir, Somewhat stable. I heard that you were interested in taking our company.

Anil: - Ya, I thought of, but later I was not interested.

Arindam: - Many investors are of the opinion that, because both of you are separated, so automatically it is affecting the business.

Mukesh: - Ha Ha Ha! Who told you these things? Nothing like that, ultaa, we are in profit.

Anil: - Yes, it is true. See, our great “papa” always used to say that, in a country like India, if you two brothers do a business, by remaining united, there is a chance that on any day, someone will try to do the old policy of “Divide and Rule”, and they will destroy our business unit.

Mukesh: - by remaining divided, what happens is, his competitor approaches me, thinking that, I am the competitor of Anil and vice versa. So, we get a clear cut picture, who are our strategic friends and who are our enemies. So, on a whole, if we brothers fight like cats also, it hardly affects our “ADAG” group, because ultimately it is doing profit.

Anil: - I know, our father, who is watching us from heaven, sometimes get angry, but ultimately he is happy that his two great sons are now ruling the world business. We don’t believe in “Divide and Rule”, rather we believe in “Rule by remaining Divided”.

Arindam: - What are your opinions about Narendra Modi?

Mukesh: - Well, that man is actually an industrialist, galti se politician ban gaya.

Anil: - Ya, I completely agree, the way he changed the entire Gujarat. It is just a terrific achievement.

Mukesh: - Our father used to say that, he is a “Dark Horse”, and he really proved that.

Arindam: - Any message for our countrymen, and then we will end our show.

Anil: - We want lots of young CEOs emerging from our India. We want them to rule the world business.

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