MUNNABHAI & CIRCUIT

Arindam: - Namastey… Munnabhai aur apko bhi Circuit ji. Yahaan aaney ke liye dhanyabaad...

Munnabhai: - Yeh sab namastey …. Hi, hello, gaya bhaarh mein, pehle tu mere ko yeh baath bataa.. saala akhha Mumbai pe tere ko eich do aadmi milla baath karney ke liye.. kaaye ko bulaya re apun tapori logon ko ?

Arindam: - arey bhai, aj apun log yahan pe “Wine” peeyega.

Munnabhai: - yeh circuit, yeh “Wine” boley toh?

Circuit: - he he he... bhai, wine ka matlab hai angoor ka ras…bara majaa aata hai peene me… free me mil raha hai bhai…

Munnabhai: - Saala, jahan jo free pe milta hai utha letaa hai... accha chal...pee letey hai...

Arindam: - Accha bhai, aap toh “Bapuji” ke fan hai… sunah hai ki aapko agar koi bahut maarta hai toh, ap usey kuch nahi boltey hai.

Circuit: - Yeh, 6 foot ke bamboo… bhai ka beijjati karta hai... tere show ki... toh.. bhai abhi saale ko toapkaa detey hai.. ghoraa dabaaon kya..

Munnabhai: - abbey yeh circuit, tu bhi mamu hai yaar, jab dekho violence karta hai...thoraa patience hone ko maangta naa… dekh arinbaa…

Arindam: - Mera naam Arindam hai ji...

Munnabhai: - arey tu jo bhi ho, kya farak parta hai... sun tuney mera film dekha hai ki nahi… dekh apun ek gaal pe thappar khakey , doosra gaal baraah dete hai.. uskey baad agar koi mere ko maarta hai toh.. wahan apun ka theory chalta hai kya…kyon ki “bapu” ne uskey baad kya karna hai, nahi bola tha..

Circuit: - haan ab tere khopri mein baath samajh aaya hai ki naahi, nahi toh kya doon ek khichkey gaal ke nichey...

Arindam: - haan apun ko samajh mein aa gaya hai, boss... accha, Mumbai pe jab terrorist attack hua tha, toh tab aap dono kahan the? Aakar bachaaya kyon nahi un logon ko...

Munnabhai: - abbey ghochu… ek baath bataaa… tu jo har saal tax bhartaa hai... woh paisa kahan kharchaa karta hai yeh sab politicians… apne body guard pe… security intelligence pe… woh log sab paisa lekey agar “hijron ka fauz” banaayega toh apun jaisa tapori log kya karega bol ? Mumbai ka CM khud dar ke maarey chup gaya tha… saala chuha kahi ka…

Circuit: - arey bhai, woh “Raj” bhi toh chup gaya tha…

Munnabhai: - abbey Circuit, ush chirkoot ka naam mat liya kar yaar, uska naam sunte hi apun ko ulti aa jata hai kya… saaala pata nahi kuan sa “Sena” le ke ghoomta hai…apney ghar ke logon ko maarta hai... aur pakistani terrorist ko dekh key churiyaan pehen letaa hai..saala haaraami darpok kahi kaa..

Arindam: - aap dono, poore country ko republic day ke liya koi message dena chayengey…

Circuit: - Happy Republic day manao... aur ek baath dhyaan rakhna... Pakistani terrorist agar India pe dikhey toh ghoraa dabaaney ka…aur uskey dead body ko jwala dene ka kya…JAI HIND.