THE THREE KHANS' SHOW

Arindam: - Hello “Aamir”, “Shahrukh” and “Salman”, for coming in the show “Wine with Arindam”.

Shahrukh: - Ei, I will take “Red” wine. You give them the “white” one.

Aamir: - arey, Shahrukh, bahut dublaa ho gaya hai yaar, tere who 6 packs kahan gaya?

Salman: - Kya tumlog, body le ke maarpit kartey ho, mera dekho, kya stable body hai, har film pe main shirt utaar ney ke liye 1 lakh extra leta hoon.

Shahrukh: - tere ko uskey ilaabha aata hi kya hai?

Arindam: - So, Aamir bhai, what is your next plan after the film “Ghajini”?

Aamir: - Oye, pehley mere baal toh ugney de, uskey baad, sochunga... ha ha ha...Punjab power employee se pooch, uska next plan kya hai.

Shahrukh: - Arrey, yaar, abhi tak mere ko “Rab De Bana De Jodi” ka hangover nahi gaya. Chal wine pee. Cheers. Arey Arindam, tu “yuvraaj” ko pooch, ab Katrina ka kya haal hai?

Salman: - For your kind information, ‘Katrina” mere very good dost hai.

Arindam: - Ok, Khans, please do not fight here, just drink the wine and enjoy.

Aamir: - Aur bataah Arindam, tere company ka ki haal hai?

Shahrukh: - Kyon wahan bhi “Sanjay Singhania” banney ka soch raha hai kya, phir kisi “Asin” ko hack kar lega tu… ei bahut chalu hai tu...”Don” ko challenge kar raha hai tu ?

Aamir: - Kyon tuney “Anushka” ko kitna rulaaya hai, “Deepika” ko kitna nachaya hai... Tab sab thik hai...kya?

Salman: - Bhai, is hisaaab se, main toh bilkul safe hoon, main aur mera “Partner” Govinda…

Shahrukh: - ha ha ha... lagta hai, “Dostana” film ka 2nd part yeh “Salman” aur “Govinda” hi karega… de taali.. Ha haha...

Salman:- tum dono khan o ko charh gayi hai kya, aur tu shahrukh, pee raha hai “Red” wine, bahut charh gaya hai tere ko ? “Kajol” ko bulayoon kya, tujhey daatney ke liye… aur yeh jo “Mangal Pandey” hai, saaley “Andaz Apna Apna” ke baad koi bhi film tu mere saath sign kyon nahi karta hai?

Aamir: - Dekh Salman, actually baat yeh hai ki, I always try to do some innovative films, thoraa hatkey u know... saal pe ek baar karta hoon... But that has to be a good film, you know…

Shahrukh: - Aamir, tu toh gaya... poora lurakh gaya hai tu... Come on, let us sing, “Main hoon don, main hoon don”…

Salman: - Nahi yeh gaana gaao, “Mujhse shadi Karogi”….

Aamir: - Aisa gaana gaya tha, isiliye “Katrina” sirf tere dost ban ke rahe gaya, gaana ho toh aisa ho “Kaise mujhe tum mil gayi….”

Arindam: - I think you all have taken too much wine. Let us stop the show here; otherwise, there will be extreme censored discussions, within you people. Thanks for coming in my Wine show. Viewers, see you later, bye bye.