EKTA - KHAN

Arindam: - Wow, aaiye aayie, “Farah Khan”… welcome to our program “Wine with Arindam”. I know you are one of the best lady drunkards in Bollywood industry. Please have some wine…

Farah: - You are providing wine at free of cost… so, how can I ignore that?

Arindam: - Well, at least I am not Shahrukh Khan, to do your films at low prices… I am giving you wine at free... He he he...We are waiting for “Ekta Kapoor”. We have invited her also…

Farah: - Oh, My God!, oh “Ekta” bhi aa rahi hai… hai ram…

Ekta: - Why, what happened? Why the hell are you so jealous on me? Because I am expert in making serials, that is why, naah? “Arindam” please pass me that wine glass.

Farah: - Saali, tu toh sirf soaps or serials baanati hai…maine film bhi banaaya hai be…

Arindam:- Ya ya… that “Main Hoon Naa”

Ekta: - Arrey baprey, kya bluffing film hai…?

Farah: - What do you mean by bluffing film… please explain it to me…

Ekta: - at least jab tuney woh film banayi tha… tab toh at least finance market up thaa... Par tuney tab se hi cost cutting suru kar di thi… ek superstar, “Shahrukh Khan” ko tuney rikshaw waala bana diya... chee chhee, shame on you…

Farah: - tu kya bol rahi hai kaal muyi… saali… tera serials aur soaps dekh ke toh mere ko bahut haasi aati hai… saali… “Mahabharat” ke serial pe “Shakuni mama” ko taakla bana diyaa… chee chee chee…aur woh sab draupadi, gandhari aur kunti toh jaise American supermodel laagti hai…jisko jabardasti tuney sari pehena diya hai…chee chee... poora ka poora “Mahabharat” ke story pe kalank lagaa diya tuney…

Arindam: - Hmm… Ekta… I don’t understand one thing, why always you show a special shot for 3 times… I have seen in many instances. Suppose, the heroine heard about some accident and said, “Kya”. But, you will show that scene as, “Kya”, “Kya”, “Kya”… repeating the same scene and expression for 3 times… What is the fun, there, you tell me…

Ekta: - Actually, I want people to focus more on those important scenes. Those scenes depict the importance of the story in the soaps.

Farah: - Tu joh focus dikhati hai... apni serials pe. Woh bilkul out of locus hai, babah… mere ko toh who sab 3 times repeat scenes dekhkey bahut haasi aati hai yaar… he he he... ussey toh accha hai ki main cartoon network dekhoon…ha ha ha …

Ekta: - Chup saali, jyada bak bak mat kiya kar…tuney kya dikhayi thi apni film pe, Satish Shah thookh raha hai.. Shahrukh ke mooh pe…aur woh Matrix ka pose dikha raha hai… hath saali…tera film dekh ke laagti hai jaise …bihar ke gaon me “Dhania Circus” dekh rahi hoon… saali ***** ****** ****** .

Farah: - Tu ne mere ko insult kiya...saali kaal muyi…. Tu toh ek ***** **** **** *****….

Arindam: - Oh! My God! You people have broken the wine glasses. Oh no, please don’t fight. Don’t throw pillows at each other. Off ho, please don’t pull each other hairs. Baal jharh jayega ji…Viewers let us take a long break…