Akshay: - Oye, sunah hai manney, ki tu aaj wine peelaney wala hai. Kya baat hai oye... chak de pattey…main wine peeney aaya … main wine peeney aaya… oye zaara wine chakhna… kya muuh kya dekhta hai mera… main Katrina kaif nahi hoon... khiladi akshay hoon akshay... samjha ki naahi.. chal de wine ka bottle.. aur woh glass bhi de…saala.. Free pe wine peelata hai sab ko… bhagwaan tera bhala karey arindam baa…jug jug jeeyo mere laal…
Arindam: - Khiladi ji, aaj aur ek guest aanewaala hai, idhaar pe… usko hum pyar se “Chappall” boltey hai... naam hai uska “Greg Chappell”…
Akshay: - Kya bola tu... chappall aa raha hai... aaney de saaley woh beh **** ***** ko… uska ga*** ma** loonga main... Tu dekh… khali main kaise uska aaj chaddhi utaarta hoon…
Chappell: - Hello everybody, wow, what a wine party it is? Can I enter the show?
Akshay: - Saaley… goraa bhaloo… aaja beh*****, teri toh m** ki ***** ******….
Arindam: - Aah, Akshayji, please calm down…
Chappell: - Ei, you bloody f*******, you people are fit for this finger only… see this finger…
Akshay: - Tere finger ki 108…. Hyaram*****, tere ko *************….
Chappell: - Oh my goodness, why are you so angry on me…
Akshay: - Tuney mere “Dada” ko cherha tha… maine Chinese “Hojo” ko toh maar diya in the film “Chandni Chowk to China”... par tere ko ab maar na baaki hai... saalaa … ******** ******* *******.
Arindam: - Ya, of course, Mr. Chappell, why you showed that finger to our “Saurav Ganguly”…
Chappell: - oh!, that is all normal in Australia, we like that finger, you see…
Akshay: - Tere Australia ki ***** ***** ******* ….. ek kaam kar ab chappall, tu apna pant utaar.. saaaley **********…
Arindam: - Ei Akshay, what do you want to do now?
Akshay: - Arindam, ek Donkey lekey aa… Chappell ka sar mundbaa ke uspe charoonga mein isko…
Chappell: - Wow! , what a fascinating India, here people also ride on donkey… I am really excited to do that...
Akshay: - Saala! **** *****, tere ko har kuch fascinating laagta hai …. **** ******.
Chappell: - This wine is really good… I liked it…See boss, I have destroyed the entire Indian Cricket Team, and your great captain…Dada… ha ha ha …
Akshay: - Jai Bajrang Bali... le ab tere ko laath maraa tere pichey pe… majaa ayaa…?
Chappell: - Oh my God! Aaakshayyee…I am not a football, why are you kicking me…?
Akshay: - Tu toh “Khiladi ka Chappal” hai, tujhey jitney bar chaoon humlog laath maar saktey hai…ab tera kya hoga “Chappell”?
Chappell: - Maine “BCCI” ka namak khaya hai “Akshay”…
Akshay: - Ab mere laath khaa… oye Arindam, tera wine ka bottle mere paas hi rahane de... aaj barey hi mood pe hai hum... oye chappell, aaj tera ***** toh gaya kaam se…
Arindam: - Ha Ha ha, viewers, here we end our show “Khiladi Ka Chappall”.
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