SYMMONDS-SINGH

Symmonds: - Where is that turban man? I will just kill him. He has called me monkey… Where is he?

Arindam: - Are you talking about our great off-spinner “Harbhajan Singh”? Ok, he will be arriving at the show, very shortly, just chill out with this Wine, dear.

Symmonds: - Ok, I will wait for him. I am in a fighting mood today.

Arindam: - Tell me one thing, when was the last time, when you were not in a fighting mood.

Symmonds: - He he he!, when I fell in love for the first time in my life… ha ha ha …

Singh: - Oye!!!! Sastryiakaal … Jo boley so nihaal… Singh is king! Har koi chaye... Singh is king….oye Symmonds, tere ma*********. Oye Arindam, chal daru peela…Singh is king, singh is king…

Symmonds: - See See… again he called me a monkey… ei do I look like a monkey… you tell me…Aaarindaam...

Arindam: - Well, I can’t decide on it, as my Turbo C++ 4.5 compiler is showing “Syntax Error” as the default error. Maybe, you can consider it as a “Runtime Error”.

Symmonds: - Oh! God, I am in an erroneous country.

Singh: - Kya bola tu... errorneous country... saaley when we had our series, why you didn’t came here... mohali pe match tha... tere ko wohi pe hum zindaa gaar dete saaley.. ****************.

Symmonds: - Uff, Aaarindaaam, this turban-man is blasting bombs of slang languages to me… Please help me…

Arindam: - Ha ha ha …. This is known as Diwali Dhamaka…

Singh: - Saaley mere ball pe six maarah tha tuney... ab tu mera punch kha...

Symmonds: - Oh! Aaarindaam, he has broken my nose, it is bleeding...

Arindam: - Don’t worry, we have “108” Emergency service. Wait, let me call them…, but they will only come, when it’s a severe emergency case. So, Singh, just play “Kick-boxing” like a king… Here is your prey…

Symmonds: - Uuh, aah aaoooo....Now I will punch you, Singh…

Arindam: - Wait! Hayden, we also have a special police force, who takes care of you such Australians…? Let me call them…

Symmonds: - I don’t want your Police and 108 services. I want to go to “Shamsabad Airport”. I want to go home…

Singh: - Ha ha ha, dekha aab aaya na akaal thikaaney pe… laathon ke bhhoth baton se nahi maantey… ab chal phot yaahan se…apne ghar ko jaa… dobaara India pe kadam rakha toh.... tera pair tor doonga mein… yaad rakhna “Singh is King...”

Arindam: - Harbhajan, you please take your wine bottle…

Singh: - Bhharh mein jaaye tera yeh wine, hum toh yahaan pe isko dose deney aaye the... he hehe …chal abhi chaltey hai… bye…

Arindam: - Ok, viewers, what an entertaining show it was. See you later, till then, bye bye...