Arindam: -Hello viewers, you are watching the program “Wine with Arindam”.Today, in this special episode, we have invited a very special person, as per the public demand. Please ensure that, you have turned on the Air Conditioner machine of your room, before watching this show.
Raghu: -Are you the Arindam? Can I enter the studio, now?
Arindam:- of course, yes, yes, why not? Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the Raghu of MTV Roadies. Please clap.
Raghu: -Kya boss, SatyaMahindra TV ka anchor kya baan gaya, tum toh aaj kaal bahut shine maarne laage ho.
Arindam:- Uff, Mr. Raghu, why are you always in an angry mood? Are you the younger brother of Albert Pinto, jisko kyon gussa aata hai, film producer ko bhi maloom nahi tha…boss, if someone ever creates your wax statue and keep it at the Special Madam’s house, then it will automatically melt, he he he …
Raghu: -Have you ever been to a MTV Roadies Interview? Have I ever pulled your legs? Then, why the hell are you pulling my legs in front of public? Maybe, I am having no hairs in my head, but my legs are not like Roberto Carlos. So, please don’t dare to pull my legs.
Arindam:- See the fun, after hearing your scolding, I am also sweating, as the room temperature has increased by 5 degrees in just 5 minutes. Wow, that is amazing. You should never visit Antarctica; otherwise, Global Warming will be uncontrollable for our scientists, as the ice-bergs will start melting. Accha, viewers want to know one thing from you; that, why you always torture, shout or take the stress interview of a person, who comes for MTV Roadies Audition?
Raghu: -Very simple. The show is such that, you want tough and versatile people, not the simple and cool guy. The more you take the toughest persons, with bullish attitude, more will be the fighting, quarrelling, politics and also I like the cat fight of the girls. Sometimes they fight with each other for silly reasons also, that we boys could have ever imagined of making it an issue. In a stress interview, you can easily make out, whether a person is acting or telling you the truth.
Arindam:- But, what about the game that you play with them? Every time, you tell them that, there is a twist.
Raghu: -Life is a game, and where there is a game in practical life, there has to be a twist. Also, the twists help us to increase the TRP ratings. All the teenage viewers start discussing, after watching the show. Sunaah, aaj yeh honewaala tha, par Raghu ne aake poora ka poora baazi hee palat diya.
Arindam: -but many people have complained that, you have played those games, in favor of some roadies?
Raghu: -Those are all bogus bakwaas. The entire team of our program makes the strategy or game plan before hand. It is like making a trap. Now, whoever will fall into that trap is up to that candidate only.
Arindam: -What is your opinion about the two finalist Roadies in the recent “Hell Down Under” program?
Raghu: -Yes,there you can say that, I and my brother played some tricks to view a good competitive final, after all men are men, and that final task required a strong man to complete it. Anyway, now I have to go. I liked your wine. I think it is a new brand. I never drank this type of wine before. It tastes different.
Arindam:- It tastes different, because there is a twist in it. This drink was a plain grape juice with some lime water added to it in a ratio of 4:1. Ha ha ha, anyway, Thanks for coming to our show; and viewers, don’t miss out our next episode, till then, Good Night to all of you.
Raghu: -Are you the Arindam? Can I enter the studio, now?
Arindam:- of course, yes, yes, why not? Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the Raghu of MTV Roadies. Please clap.
Raghu: -Kya boss, SatyaMahindra TV ka anchor kya baan gaya, tum toh aaj kaal bahut shine maarne laage ho.
Arindam:- Uff, Mr. Raghu, why are you always in an angry mood? Are you the younger brother of Albert Pinto, jisko kyon gussa aata hai, film producer ko bhi maloom nahi tha…boss, if someone ever creates your wax statue and keep it at the Special Madam’s house, then it will automatically melt, he he he …
Raghu: -Have you ever been to a MTV Roadies Interview? Have I ever pulled your legs? Then, why the hell are you pulling my legs in front of public? Maybe, I am having no hairs in my head, but my legs are not like Roberto Carlos. So, please don’t dare to pull my legs.
Arindam:- See the fun, after hearing your scolding, I am also sweating, as the room temperature has increased by 5 degrees in just 5 minutes. Wow, that is amazing. You should never visit Antarctica; otherwise, Global Warming will be uncontrollable for our scientists, as the ice-bergs will start melting. Accha, viewers want to know one thing from you; that, why you always torture, shout or take the stress interview of a person, who comes for MTV Roadies Audition?
Raghu: -Very simple. The show is such that, you want tough and versatile people, not the simple and cool guy. The more you take the toughest persons, with bullish attitude, more will be the fighting, quarrelling, politics and also I like the cat fight of the girls. Sometimes they fight with each other for silly reasons also, that we boys could have ever imagined of making it an issue. In a stress interview, you can easily make out, whether a person is acting or telling you the truth.
Arindam:- But, what about the game that you play with them? Every time, you tell them that, there is a twist.
Raghu: -Life is a game, and where there is a game in practical life, there has to be a twist. Also, the twists help us to increase the TRP ratings. All the teenage viewers start discussing, after watching the show. Sunaah, aaj yeh honewaala tha, par Raghu ne aake poora ka poora baazi hee palat diya.
Arindam: -but many people have complained that, you have played those games, in favor of some roadies?
Raghu: -Those are all bogus bakwaas. The entire team of our program makes the strategy or game plan before hand. It is like making a trap. Now, whoever will fall into that trap is up to that candidate only.
Arindam: -What is your opinion about the two finalist Roadies in the recent “Hell Down Under” program?
Raghu: -Yes,there you can say that, I and my brother played some tricks to view a good competitive final, after all men are men, and that final task required a strong man to complete it. Anyway, now I have to go. I liked your wine. I think it is a new brand. I never drank this type of wine before. It tastes different.
Arindam:- It tastes different, because there is a twist in it. This drink was a plain grape juice with some lime water added to it in a ratio of 4:1. Ha ha ha, anyway, Thanks for coming to our show; and viewers, don’t miss out our next episode, till then, Good Night to all of you.
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